Straphangers: “Ten Plagues” of the NY Subway

by Judd Wiley
May 11th, 2008, 8:52 pm

The Straphangers Campaign has listed “ten plagues” of the New York subway, i.e. the most common rider problems.

  • Overcrowding
  • Delays
  • Long waits
  • Flooding
  • Summer heat
  • Dirty seats
  • Garbled announcements
  • MetroCard mis-swipes
  • Just missing a train
  • Traveling with your newborn

We would like to add a few:

  • The smell
  • Homeless people
  • Bed bugs
  • Gangbangers
  • Stopping in the middle of a tunnel for no reason
  • Buskers
  • Cockroaches
  • Aggressive political activists
  • Young men who sit while old ladies stand
  • Feces-smelling steam vents
  • Preachers
  • Complete lack of customer service
  • Young angry beggars
  • Never knowing when a train will arrive
  • Old newspapers on the floor
  • Rats
  • People who push their way on while others push their way off
  • Drug addicts
  • Thieves/pickpockets
  • Feeling that the tunnel is about to collapse
  • Rappers
  • $2 to go 1 stop

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3 Responses to “Straphangers: “Ten Plagues” of the NY Subway”

  1. 1 | Mink | May 12th, 2008, 4:11 pm

    I’m sorry, but this picture says more than the post itself….

    I wouldn’t let that loser pick his nose with my middle finger.

  2. 2 | gDubs | May 12th, 2008, 5:42 pm

    haha nice, but you’re forgetting people blaring their ipods at obscene volume, crazies watching dvds on their portable players with the sound jacked, and carnies turning somersaults down the aisles.

  3. 3 | Mink | May 13th, 2008, 1:53 pm

    I haven’t forgotten them.

    After the ultimate beat down - I wouldn’t fart up their noses to revive them.

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