About
Judd Wiley is a consultant who works in Washington, DC but lives in Virginia. He lives in Virginia because he doesn’t want to deal with DC’s murder rate and exorbitant taxes. For this reason, his daily commute is 2 hours and 20 minutes on the highway, which he shortens by driving solo in the car pool lane.
Lewis Derkins is an attorney in Virginia who commutes daily into Washington, DC. He refuses to pay highway tolls, and therefore must stare at crumbling cement tunnels for 45 minutes each morning and afternoon. When frequently asked to stop eating on the Metro, he is known to make loud disparaging comments.
Alvin MacIntosh is an economist who works in Virginia but lives in Washington, DC. He has spent hours analyzing the DC Metro’s poor allocation of resources and even poorer allocation of train car air fresheners. Every day at 3:00 PM, he walks up and down the empty halls of federal government buildings, to see if anyone has stayed late.
